In the past year, before the final Election Day, countless liberal celebrities stated that they would leave America if Donald Trump is elected as a future president.
But after the election many of those Hollywood stars backed away and are refusing to leave the country, opening themselves up to incredible mockery in the process.
Along those lines, a satirical recording was recently released of what the pre-flight announcement from a “Trump pilot” on a flight ferrying celebrities to Canada might sound like.
Amid the noise of jet engines spooling up came the familiar tone of the pilot’s intercom being triggered. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the captain speaking, welcome aboard Trump Flight 1600 with nonstop service to Canada,” the “Trump pilot” began.
“We’d like to welcome all of our celebrity defectors, and we’ll get you out of America just as soon as the tower clears us for takeoff,” he continued.
“Once we reach the drop zone, you’ll be guided to the exit ramp in the rear of the plane where you’ll take a crash course on parachute folding and be jettisoned shortly thereafter,” the passengers were duly informed. “We’d like to thank you for choosing Trump Airlines and hope you have a soft landing. Buh-bye.”
Below is the whole announcement:
Unfortunately, this is just a joke. If only celebrities were true to their word and actually leave the country.
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